The cast of Guardians of the Sexy.
The cast of Guardians of the Sexy.

Here’s a few photos from Guardians of the Sexy, a nerdlesque extravaganza co-produced by Seattle’s Professor of Nerdlesque, Jo Jo Stiletto, and Emerald City Comicon. The mission: “Defending the sexiness of all nerds regardless of gender, sexual orientation, body type, race or ability. We are all the Guardians of the Sexy.” Funny, gleeful, sultry, and sometimes moving, GotS was just an amazing performance. I wish you all could have been there.

Al Lykya got us hooked on the feeling with his performance as Star Lord.
Al Lykya got us hooked on the feeling with his performance as Star Lord.

You know what's unsettling? Watching sexy Dobby the house elf with a sock. Dizzy von Damn! made it work.
You know what’s unsettling? Watching sexy Dobby the house elf with a sock. Dizzy von Damn! made it work.
Yes, you are sad you missed Miss Indigo Blue's performance as Wonder Woman.
Yes, you are sad you missed Miss Indigo Blue’s performance as Wonder Woman.
Sailor St. Clair's gorgeous fan dance portraying the ship Serenity was just breathtaking.
Sailor St. Clair’s gorgeous fan dance portraying the ship Serenity was just breathtaking.
I can't possibly explain how intense The Shanghai Pearl's portrayal was of Hazel from Saga. She managed to wrap the horror of war in a beautiful, moving performance.
I can’t possibly explain how intense The Shanghai Pearl’s portrayal was of Hazel from Saga. She managed to wrap the horror of war in a beautiful, moving performance.
The crowd chanted Rufio's name over and over, and no wonder: Jeez Loueez killed us all and now we're just all dead.
The crowd chanted Rufio’s name over and over, and no wonder: Jeez Loueez killed us all and now we’re just all dead.
What nerdlesque would be complete without sexy sexy robots?! Scarlett O'Hairdye and Bolt Action, the duet who do it, are unstoppable.
What nerdlesque would be complete without sexy sexy robots?! Scarlett O’Hairdye and Bolt Action, the duet who do it, are unstoppable.
Ray Gunn's Morpheus embodied all the sexy mystery of the Matrix.
Ray Gunn’s Morpheus embodied all the sexy mystery of the Matrix.
I seriously felt like I was seeing the Rat Queens in the flesh... thank you so much Rebecca M Davis (Dee),  Crystal Tassels (Betty), Maxie Milieu (Hannah), and Tootsie Spangles (Violet) for bringing my heroes to life.
I seriously felt like I was seeing the Rat Queens in the flesh… thank you so much Rebecca M Davis (Dee), Crystal Tassels (Betty), Maxie Milieu (Hannah), and Tootsie Spangles (Violet) for bringing my heroes to life.
Queenie O'Hart's Pam Poovey was everything a Pam Poovey striptease should be.
Queenie O’Hart’s Pam Poovey was everything a Pam Poovey striptease should be.
Katie Angel made Klingons sexier than you ever imagined. And we KNOW you've imagined.
Katie Angel made Klingons sexier than you ever imagined. And we KNOW you’ve imagined.
Sophie Maltese's ode to geek girls' experiences online was empowering, exhilarating, and cathartic.
Sophie Maltese’s ode to geek girls’ experiences online was empowering, exhilarating, and cathartic.

If you get the chance to experience a nerdlesque performance, DO IT. I promise you won’t be disappointed.